The cocoa machine at work is sort of hit and miss. Sometimes it spews out this rich, sweet hot chocolate, and other times it expels a watered down version of said drink. So I've learned to take a test sip before carrying it back to my desk, and if I've been served the watery version, then I'll add half-and-half to make it decently drinkable.
But recently I noticed something next to the half-and-half. A mystery container was wrapped in a grocery bag, with an attached note that read: "Do not drink! Will cause intoxication."
And along the side of the note, someone else had responded, "Do you really think that's going to stop anyone?" with a little smiley face.
