(Love the idea of hiring a silhouette artist for a party/wedding. Photos from Karl Johnson.)
Today I saw a cashier try to scan a banana.
(Maybe he was distracted because it was half eaten?)
"Is this yours?" he asked the lady in front of me before awkwardly wrapping the banana in a plastic bag.
"Oh, that," the mother said. "Yes. It's ours. My daughter was eating it."
In her cart sat a little girl with red marks all around her mouth, as if she was breaking out in a rash.











